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| 22 Apr 2008 12:24 |
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well good news i think members, at this very moment Shinraie is flying in, the good man that he is as responded to my urgent message to him and how pore wilsher is at deaths door and the doctors say theres no hope,they say what ever wilsher took to O.D is unknown to medical science and pore wilsher is at this minute slipping away,
Kilby is here folks sining Irish songs by the very side of wilshers bed in the vain of stearing the pore fellow,mind you the way Kilby sings sure the devil himself wouled keel clean over but at least the man is trying,
dear Vallery is sat beside wilsher holding his hand and praying,now what a wonderfull site that is but the ear muffs shes wearing do look a bit strange but Kilby sure makes some rackett,
here he is ,here he is ,"Shinrarie, sure its great to see you and thank you for FLYING in,"
"its no problem Rosie,a chovearnys work is never done,now stand clear i have work to do,"
right then folks Shinraie as the old Gypsy posions on the table and is at this moment doing a dieacnowsis of the poison thats in wilshers body,
"harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" says SHINRARIE,"THIS MAN WILSHER AS TAKEN NO OVER DOSE,he's been poisoned"
....HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....................
what do you meen been poisoned ho chovearno,"well i have found the sause of the deadly poison that now runs through wilshers viens and i say now it is Gypsy majik,yes a Gypsy poisoned wilsher with an old herb posion, MORE GASPS, HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR,
"YES IT WAS ME" CAME THE VOICE FROM THE DARKENED CORNER OF THAT DIMLEY LIT ROOM.
"did you think i wouled let him say Gypsys with blond hair where not Romany"
over in the corner from out the convines of her hiden lear came forth the retched smithy,boy was she ugly,but stranger to was she had jet black hair, ho strange now for her to be sticking up for the blond ones,yes how strange indeed,
just then Vallery jumps up and smacks smithy clean on the jaw and bowles the wench clean over and her legs in the air,
"you swine "says Vallery "thats a wicked and un Christain thing to do, i know me and wilsher argue but to poison the pore man well your sure gona get some fist from this Gypsy gal"
Vallery starts pumuling smithy all over the room and smithy picks up a fir exstinwisher and trys to put the thing through Vallerys head but Vallery had a fight or to in the past and blocks the deadly blow and then turns the exstinwisher on smithy, the powefull water sprays smithy and her dark skin and hair turn to paleness and blond locks,
"look at her" says Vallery,"shes as blond as a VIKING"
just then the room fills with the most beuatifull colours of light,evan more so than the rainbow true,"what evers this says Kilby"
"theve come for him" says Shinrarie"
"who " says Vallery, "the ones from the hidden river" says Shinrarie as he bowed to his knees,
the room is full of power ,the room is full of joy, songs where beying sung but in a tounge that not evan the chovearno Shinrarie couled know,"this is majik " says Shinrareie,"old Gypsy majik"
"no ,no "says Kilby this is not right they carnt take my pal wilsher,sure who'll talk to me now when hes gone, i'll be all alone , harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
in a moment the light was gone,all was as before,smithy was clean knocked out on the floor with her hair die runny down her dress and Vallery was chomping into some jaffer cakes feeling well proud of herself for the quick knock out,Kilby was crying like a baby wishing his pal was back and Shinrarie was gone through the window for he hjad anther job this day,
this all happened five yeares ago and as i think back i do wonder how wilsher is getting on,Kilby is still evan in old age drinking heavy in the rose and crown sining Irish songs to eny that chance his way,Vallery went on to become a councilar then an M.P, BETER STILL ,SHE WENT ON MORE TO BECOME THE PRIME MINISTER AND THEN THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ,sure you couled see she was ment for grandness, Shinrarie as become the spirital leader of all the tribes of Romany in this worled of ours, and smithy is a job cleaning out toilets,
i do wonder how wilsher is going on and think sometimes does he still dream he's a Gypsy. |
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smithy
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| 22 Apr 2008 13:38 |
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| Well great story you should be a script writer for the old BBC ! but how come smithys gets the jank ???? |
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jackjack
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| 22 Apr 2008 15:55 |
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| I'm alittle confused. I thought you all spoke the King's english. Then why sing Irish songs? lol |
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smithy
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| 23 Apr 2008 06:32 |
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| Enough of the old jank im jelling by all. |
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kilby
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| 23 Apr 2008 09:03 |
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| Hi Jack jack, i,m a little confuse as well. Somehow Rosie an her acccumpliss the Strawberry blond have done a paddy whack hijack an taken over the site an it looks like they,ve bumped off me ol maate Wilsher in the bargen. Its that or he,s in hidin till the dust settles. We see what they come up wi tnite, at least they havnt protuce a body yet all best -----kilby---- on wittness protecton scheeme. |
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