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| 23 Apr 2008 10:42 |
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pheewwwww, its rosie O'grady your number one mod back and save but boy have i news to bring,
well folks it was wilshers funeral today and a sad time for all ,we broaght his mortal remains to his beloved Ireland in the fair county of Mayo,back to his own ancestral village of Killgarif in old Charlestown,
well me and Kilby along with Vallery and the band of hope hired our selfs an ole mini bus ,well Kilby did but i think he done us out of good money for it seemed more like a workers transit van, the wacker plate in the back sort of raised my serspicions, hermmmm,
enyhows we gets to tample graveyard as the hurst was pulley up and thats when pore Kilby broke down and started the wailing but Vallery gave him a hug and he sort of composed his self the pore man ,Vallery gave the signal and the band of hope stared playing danny boy and Kilby the lead singer with Vallery on the tambarean,you shouled of seen them with teares running down there cheeks and the look od sorrow that filled there sad eyes,harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
then wilshers relations starts to lower the coffin down the frashley dug grave when all of a sudden Kilby feels his phone vibrate in his new black trouser pockets, you see he had put it on silent owing to the solem ocasaion but couled not bring himself to turn it of compleatly owing to thne chance of another slabbing job,well work is work ya know,errrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
looking at the number Kilby reconisers it as wilshers and stands back and takes the call,
"hows it going pal is there a big turn out and are they crying,says wilsher in antisapasion,
"wilsher" cryed Kilby, "what ever this,what the hells going on and whos in the coffin,"
"sherrrrrrrrrrrr, dont let know one here ya i'm in the rose and crown having a good drink to me self pal,and dont worry its only a few kerbs i put in the coffin and its like this ,well when you all left the hostpital i got up and had a walk around and found Shinraies majik posion bag and made me self a remidy that sort of brought me round, but boy i sure got a right buzzz from it and it got me to thinking and how a man couled proffit from the goings on,well the tax man as been chaceing me for two hundred grand and i was thinking of leaving the country like but seeing how ya all thought me dead i got me self a plan,"
"but people in the rose and crown will reconise you" says Kilby
"dont be daft man,sure i died me hair blond, after the funeral you meet me here tomarow and we'll have the crack and ya can tell me who was griefin the best for me, pluss who was just talking and eating the most grub,"
"but how will i recinise ya wilsher with the descise an all"
"thats a point,i'll have a pint of strong bow in one hand and a packet of jaffer cakes in the other"
"sound" says Kilby, "just like old times",
well Kilby was overjoyed at the thought his best pal still alive started to do a Irish jig as the band of hope where playing shall we gather at the grave sive ,well Farther O' Jack Jack, turns to Vallery and says "look at the pore devil, sure he's gone clean out his mind at the sight of his best pal beying layed to rest,i think i'll send for the nut squad"
"yes " said Vallery i dont know whats come over him he's gone of the head forsure Farther,
well the nut squad from cascle bar loonatik asilem came rushing in with there yellow transit van and takes Kilby away under the mental health act of 1802,into the padded cell he go's and Farther o' jACK jACK comes to see him well pore Kilbys well upset at the going on and knocks the priest out with a mighty blow ,dueing to the stress of the day ,now he woul'ent normaly due such a thing but the happenings had been a little to much for him and he wasent his self,
well the local majistrate sends him down for six yeares as hitting a priest in Charlestown dos'ent do a man much good back yonder,
in the meen time Vallery back in the rose and crown drinking her shandy, talking to the locals of the goings on and in the corner in descise sat wilsher and on heearing the bad news feels bad for his pal and desides to hatch a plan, first he thinks he must get himself a new name and he desides to call himself
FIGHTING MICKEY FINN from liecster, or just plain blondy to his pals,all night he thinks ,not a wink did he sleep and there he had it ,he wouled attack Charlestown prison at first light, |
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| 24 Apr 2008 12:14 |
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| Ok enuffs enuff, how long ya gunna leave mi in Charlestown chokey. I coutnt beleive it when ya sent for the luny sqad. Nettin mi was bad enough but when they uset the cattle prod well that was mighty, i could get to like that. Anyways ,get me outa here, thes no giness an all the beers in tins so get ya finger out.------6424893 kilby----- |
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