bertram
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| 04 Sep 2008 02:16 |
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| I WILL GET SOME-HOLLY WATER IN . XX |
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Shahnee
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| 05 Sep 2008 05:17 |
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Dear Reverand Bertram,
I need directions to the Chuch Hall, last time i tried to get there i got lost! Did tell ya i was a lost sheep, now didn't i?! LOL!
Errmm, pardon me for saying so your Reverand..................but i think you should av cleaned that glass out first! LOL! Either that or that water is niether HOLY nor RIGHTEOUS!! LOL!
"Go with God", all the best,
Shahnee
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bertram
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| 05 Sep 2008 06:03 |
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| SHAHNEE - DO NOT TAKE MY LORDS NAME IN VEINE. i saw you sat on the park bench, putting on weight and age - when you could of cum in the church , and confest your thoughts . i must refer you to the bishop of bagshot - michael . wat is your age now - and how is ya man and chavvies . |
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bertram
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| 05 Sep 2008 06:04 |
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| SHAHNEE - DO NOT TAKE MY LORDS NAME IN VEINE. i saw you sat on the park bench, putting on weight and age - when you could of cum in the church , and confest your thoughts . i must refer you to the bishop of bagshot - michael . wat is your age now - and how is ya man and chavvies . |
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bertram
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| 05 Sep 2008 06:04 |
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| SHAHNEE - DO NOT TAKE MY LORDS NAME IN VEINE. i saw you sat on the park bench, putting on weight and age - when you could of cum in the church , and confest your thoughts . i must refer you to the bishop of bagshot - michael . wat is your age now - and how is ya man and chavvies . |
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bertram
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| 05 Sep 2008 06:13 |
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| :sick::Dthink . |
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Shahnee
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| 05 Sep 2008 06:29 |
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EXCUSE ME YOUR REVERENCE - BUT I AINt TAKING THE LORD'S NAME IN VANE - I only said "Go with God" not bugger off! lol!
As for me and that park bench, well we parted company along time a long, long, long long, time ago - as soon as i remembered where i lived!! lol!
No - please - i'm begging ya - dont refer me the bishop and i swear i'll cum to Church - and twice on Sunday! lol!
I'm the grand ole age of 42 now, and me hubbie and chavvies are all well and good, thank you kindly for asking.
Oh by the by Reverand, but you didn't have to say it twice - heard you the first time! LOL!
All the best to you,
Shahnee
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bertram
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| 05 Sep 2008 06:43 |
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| shahnee - just let me say this - [ you have a nice sence of humour ] if when you pass on ,you go to heaven . say nowt - as the golden gates are going - as the scrap value is going up . and me and the bishop will be talking . :w00t::w00t::w00t: |
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Shahnee
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| 05 Sep 2008 09:23 |
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Dear Reverand,
"IF" is not the case - sadly it's when - ya know the saying when St.Peter turns the book and your names at the top o it, then there nowt to be done but sign the book and move through them gates! Well thats all according to wether they're there or not by the time i get there - seeing how you're plannning to scrap em! LOL!
All the best,
Shahnee
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Shahnee
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| 05 Sep 2008 09:34 |
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Hang on a mo!
Reverend, i've been looking at them gates and to be honest wi ya there don't look there's much there to scrap! LOL!
And there appears to be a "technical difficulty" at the mo! |
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bertram
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| 05 Sep 2008 10:35 |
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| shahnee. THEY ARE MUSLIMS. WE DO NOT LET THEM IN OUR HEAVEN . WE WILL LET BEARS IN IF IN THE ARMS OF A DEPARTED CHRISTIAN . |
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Shahnee
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| 06 Sep 2008 08:51 |
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Errmmm ............Reverand,
WHERE'S THE MUSLIMS?!
Thought they had their own heaven called JAN'AAT! (and that's no joke!)
Well i looked every where for bears in heaven and i can't find em! lol! |
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Shahnee
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| 06 Sep 2008 08:52 |
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| But it seems like Dogs definetly get in! |
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Shahnee
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| 06 Sep 2008 08:54 |
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| And Cats!! |
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mickaleen
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| 01 Nov 2008 15:30 |
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| peg legs go to hell, with the l boys |
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